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Elkhorn

The hick town of hicks. You can go from town down the street a few miles and be at farms. A lot of kids try to be preppy but with a accent. Population of about 8,000 people. Dandelions are considered flowers. And where pig wrestling is a sport. Full of jerk drivers, pot heads, and a guy named Sunny who sits in a lawn chair outside of the highschool.

The dumb place where people will steal a 3 dollar energy drink and end up paying 300 dolars for getting cought. A lot of whores in this place.

When walking into school expect pictures of dead deer on teachers desks because they LOVE to hunt.
"hey wanna go crawfish hunting at Elkhorn lake?!?!"
by Hedja February 24, 2008
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Elkhorn

A small exurb of Omaha, NE, flourishing with new money and Republican politics. What was once a middle-class, unincorporated outlier of Omaha, Elkhorn has grown into a hot spot for upper-middle class suburbanites who have a taste for bougie aesthetics and an opposition to any COVID-19 mask mandates and safety measures.
Damn, I was in Elkhorn the other day and saw Linden’s mom filling her Range Rover with gas while she had her bedazzled COVID-19 mask hanging below her nose.
by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021
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Elkhorn North High School

A high school in Elkhorn, Nebraska with the worst football team in the state and is ranked least in all of Elkhorn Public Schools... even Elkhorn South is better.
Bro Elkhorn North High School’s football team is fucking trash.
by sickdick’85 November 16, 2020
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Elkhorn South Highschool

Irrelevant as well. But home of Jojo Siwas, yes that annoying lil chick the one with the bows, brother.
Elkhorn South highschool are called the storm or something.
by Omahahighschoolcritic October 2, 2019
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Elkhorn North High

A school full of snobs. If you aren’t white or rich you’re considered an outcast.
by Thebigmamal January 26, 2021
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Elkhorn High School

Elkhorn High School, a place full of mentally disabled white kids that had their dads leave them at age 4, and now they think they are ghetto. It’s full of a bunch of kids that fight other kids to make them selves feel better about them selves, girls that took spray tans wayyy too far, and an administration that is looking to fuck ur life up at every chance it can take. Our football teams sucks, our kids suck, and our grades suck even worse. So come on down to elkhorn high, where kids will say they are gonna fight you, then they don’t pull up, and call YOU the pussy.
Oh you go to Elkhorn High School? That’s cool, I don’t cuz I’m not white trash (Dab)
by BigSausageWhiteBoy October 15, 2019
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