Elohim

Deity so strong that even Rick Sanchez is shaking in his boots.

Elohim condemns those who put onions on their pizza.

by ye olde internet May 26, 2022

Elchains

An Elchain (Environmental Lifestyle Chain) is a dope looking bling made in the form of a chain bracelet, necklace or wallet chain made from recycled materials such as used bullets and bike chains.

The environmental activist seemed like a boring dude but was wearing some dope elchains.

by Seogre November 26, 2019

Elhai

Gorgeous human being with a uncommon sense of humor. They are strong and always try their best to help others. You are really lucky if you have Elhai in your life. They also are creative and has the best ideas. Maybe they don’t belive their own talent. Goofy and smart. They are sensitive and emphatic even if it's not always useful. Because of their sensitivity they are able to fully understand others.

If you know Elhai, you know for sure how special and incredibly amazing they are.

Elhai is the best friend ever.

You are lucky to know Elhai.

by be.real November 22, 2021

Vader Eloha

The queen of the world of OFF.

Vader Eloha is kinda pretty.

by EGG EGG EGG EGG February 26, 2019

ELOHIM

a person who is very annoying and is kind heart, she can be nice at first when you get to know here. she is also gets a boyfriend every week.

Elohim is loved by many people!

by SW1B June 22, 2018

Elohim

God

He's a young elohim #milly

by Nimilly June 16, 2018

Children of Elohim

A Gangsta Christian Death Metal band from Minnesota. For a Christian band, they don't totally suck. Formed in 1995, they released their first album "Lucifer is Dead", a 180 turn on the quote God is Dead. They sing (or more accurately, scream) about how great god is and also themes involving the mutiliation of white children, gang rape and other gangsta/gore themes.

Some members of both the metal and the black community are horrified by their hypocritical attitudes. One second commenting on how bad racism is and then the next blaming the death on Jesus on the Jewish people. However, this is merely their opinion and they shoud be able to express it without fear of persercution.

The name itself is a play on the name of popular metal band 'Children of Bodom' whom this band has considered to represent all that is wrong with our society and a bad influence on our youth. The name is representing that we are really god's children and he loves most of us "except Jews"

Myself, I find their lyrics too hypocritical to listen to often. However, the legendary guitar solos by the greatest female guitarist of all time, Sister Destruction. She's damn hot too. If you want some kick ass riffs and amazing duet gauitar solos, check out this band.

Line-Up
Father Destruction - Vocals
Sister Murder - Guitar #1
Father Skinless - Guitar #2
Father Hatred - Drum
Dead Child of the Alter - Bassist
Rotting Jesus - Violin

"God is in all creatures, black or white / Why must we hate and fight / Satan laughs as we kill our kind / Fuck that bitch with a dildo in da ass / Replace ya hate with love in god / He loves us back and purifies our heart."

"The KKK give us too much stick / those people are full of shit / They learn where problems lie / Who should live and who should die / How can hope leave us / It's cause the world is full of Jews / The Jews killed Jesus / Now we're killing yoooouuuuu"

by Real Gangsta in da House August 5, 2005