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West Edmonton Mall

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.
Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.
by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008
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edmonton queen

a sex act; usually involving paddles and very convincing transvestites.
"boy george gives the best edmonton queens this side of the north saskatchewan."
by mckrintly September 29, 2008
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edmonton oilers

the former home of gretzky and a very good franchise; they won 5 (i believe) cups during the '80s with gretzky and messier; have been good recently, but missed the playoffs this year
The Oilers have good, rowdy fans.
by Craiggers April 14, 2004
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Edmonton

Capital city of Alberta, Canada. Has roughly one million people. Weather is quite weird.

May be known as 'Homicide City' for its huge murder percent. Also known for the worst hockey team.
Person 1 : Wow, Edmonton's weather is really wonky, today.

Person 2 : You crazy? It's wonky everyday. Maybe the wonkiness drives people crazy so they end up murdering people, thus our homicide rates.

Person 3 : How cruel... The only thing murdered in Edmonton is their hockey team.
by xkimmiiz August 23, 2011
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Edmonton Bonfire

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.
I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!
by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010
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edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)
The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky
by PuckYou March 29, 2004
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edmonton

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place
person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?
by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005
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