Elderness

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com

Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!

by elderness God July 25, 2013

elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade September 15, 2005

elder

Gay men who prefere to take cock from behind.

"Check out that dude, he's a total elder"

by alexlovesbutts January 1, 2007

ELDER

A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.

I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.

by RedDoggieZ May 3, 2003

elders

(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.

i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed

by chemical ali May 22, 2006

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017