eHarmony match

When two ugly people are together, and no one can understand how either could be attracted to the other.

person1: Dude, how did those two hook up? They're both so hideous.
person2: I know, they're such an eHarmony match.

by Andrea H. April 2, 2008

Bone Thugs-n-eHarmony

A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.

"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."

by Mopery November 28, 2009

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006

Eharmonut

An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is broke, has a crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.

How was your eharmony date with Karen? Not good. She was really fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.

by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020

E Harmony

A retarded dating site where perves (most likely sex offenders) go to find dates. Tests have been done and it shows if you put a swimsuit model as your picture perves around 40 will flock to you.

Typical Chat on E Harmony.

(Internet Chat) Decoy to Match: I am 13
Match: Cool Come meet me at ur house

(Shows up at Decoy House)
Decoy: Come on in, I just have to do my hair.

(Decoy proceeds to door in kitchen covered by curtain)

(Chris Hanson come out of nowhere)
Chris: Why don't you just take a seat right there?

(Match is totally freaking out)
Match: I did not do anything sir!!
Chris: What are you doing here?
Match: Hanging out
Chris: With her? how old is this girl?
Match: eighteen
Chris: It says right here she say " I am thirteen"
Match: Uh..
Chris: Did you sent her this picture of your genitals?
(Shows pic)
Match: (Gets fed up with uncomfortable conversation and walks out)
Chris: Wait come back here.

Police standing nearby: Get down on the ground!!

by E Harmony Joke November 13, 2009

e-harmony

Another term for Ecstasy.

Tom: Yo I've been get all these women on e-harmony

by Joc da Roc March 31, 2009

eharmonized

When something is good on the inside.

Hey Jimmy, those jelly donuts are eharmonized!
Roll up one of those eharmonized splifs Tyrone.

by TurboDuluth June 26, 2006