Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.
Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert
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The process of putting you're name on Urban Dictionary, then complementing yourself in the description.
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A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
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The act of intentionally constructing and promoting an idealized self in a very public way, and often obnoxiously. It's critical to note that the projected self is not always received as idealized, but more often as immature, angsty, self-involved and attention-seeking.
Judd: Did you see the new cast of The Real World?
Pam: I did. It's so disappointing that the producers can't see beyond the fakery and the posing. I thought The Real World was about getting beyond labels, smashing the superficial, and seeing the process of individuals' identity construction in the context of diversity.
Judd: I know, and it's sad. Now it's just a bunch of egocasting in the context of drunken hookups.
Pam: Pathetic.
Pam: I did. It's so disappointing that the producers can't see beyond the fakery and the posing. I thought The Real World was about getting beyond labels, smashing the superficial, and seeing the process of individuals' identity construction in the context of diversity.
Judd: I know, and it's sad. Now it's just a bunch of egocasting in the context of drunken hookups.
Pam: Pathetic.
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This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.
See also: egopuss
David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.
David: testicle-less?
Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.
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