eggtard

a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg

yo stop touching my girl you eggtard

by Shan B January 19, 2017

Eggtard

When someone thinks chickens lay eggs out of their ass instead of their pussy

Yesterday this eggtard told me his chicken shit out an egg.

by Pussyfooting69427 May 19, 2022

Eggwad

To make fun of someone especially losers like Josh.

Damn ur head is fuckin egg shaped so I'll call u eggwad!

Josh is a asshole eggwad!

by Josh is a dickwad! November 4, 2003

Egguardo

The name that is given to someone named Eduardo but his head is shaped like an egg. Usually, the name is given be an asshole named Chase to one of his classmates, Egguardo.

Bob: Hey Egguardo how are you.
Egguardo: Good

by Person38484 May 8, 2019

Eggwad

someone who you hate has an "egg" shaped head or for girls they seem to have an egg shoved up their twat

shes such a fucking eggwad

by Heather November 4, 2003

eggwarmer

when a girl is prforming oral sex and when the boy cums in her mouth she keeps the cum in her mouth then sucks on the boys balls the cum is warming ure nuts so it is an eggwarmer.

after we had oral sex she gave me an eggwarmer.

by keith burgess November 16, 2006

Eggwardo

An unintelligent or silly person who often annoys people both on purpose and by accident.

David was being an eggwardo so I told him to stop and calm down.

by Goobagile September 4, 2023