Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

Eggs Benedict

An Actor popular for his roles in TV shows and films, like Sherlock and Dr. Strange

Bob: "Man, Dr. Strange was such a great movie!"
Jamal: "Idk Eggs Benedict is sort of odd imo"

by Radical Something May 16, 2018

eggs benedict

proclaimed when something crazy and exciting is happening, or just has happened

GUY 1: wow, i just shot my sister in the foot
GUY 2: EGGS BENEDICT!!!!

by Easby R December 19, 2008

Eggs Benedict

A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.

Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.

by ISoWeird November 6, 2021