Eggrito

Created by Matt one night when he was craving both Chinese food AND burritos. Lynn then presented him with burritos shaped like egg rolls from Chili's. The heavenly food was christened as the Eggrito and was also proclaimed by Matt as to be the name of his son if he ever had a half-Mexican, half-Chinese child.

Matt: (into tape recorder) EGGRITO.

by Frows December 30, 2004

eggoat

a nigger! a black! an african american!

Darrin and Mikey are eggoats

by Eggoatkilla May 13, 2005

Eggcrate

A sexual phenomenon that occurs during reverse 69, when each testicle of the man on top ends up nestled in each eye socket of the person on the bottom. Easier to achieve with a saggier sack.

Last night I was getting busy with the wife and gave her an eggcrate.

by Blondielox February 17, 2017

eggrot

a headass child that looks like a carrot and an egg at the same time

Wow look at Anum, she's such an eggrot!

by hehehehehhehehehehheehehhehehe October 15, 2017

egghatch

A vagina

I pounded the shit out of that egghatch!

by egghatch April 20, 2018

Eggmatic

Something ridiculous and of poor quality.

His ideas on education are totally eggmatic!

by Aunt Hetty February 21, 2019

Eggatarian

Eggatarian, where someone doesn’t eat eggs and have a diet of everything else except eggs.

I am an eggatarian because I do not eat eggs.

by Eggarenasty February 25, 2019