Definitions by Blondielox

Eggcrate

A sexual phenomenon that occurs during reverse 69, when each testicle of the man on top ends up nestled in each eye socket of the person on the bottom. Easier to achieve with a saggier sack.

Last night I was getting busy with the wife and gave her an eggcrate.

Eggcrate by Blondielox February 17, 2017