A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.
Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.
by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010
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by Gayelephant August 4, 2008
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1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Adding a shitload of emoji s after a sentence
2. Letting out one's emotions esp. in front of an unsuspecting listener.
1. Bob: My dog just took a shit :/ :( :) :P :)
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
Alice: Dude, stop emojaculating.
2. Man, I didn't know Bob had broken up with Alice. I went to the pub with him and he emojaculated all over me!
3. My favorite use of technology is emojaculation.
by KajuNut January 11, 2016
Get the emojaculation mug.When your ear spaffs a collection of wax out without any warning whatsoever. Often whilst chatting to a colleague.
Whilst chatting to Nick I had an earjaculation. It was a big surprise to both of us, especially as eye contact was in full force.
by sevsevs February 28, 2019
Get the earjaculation mug.The minutes and hours after ejaculation when a man's brain becomes very clear and he is able to reflect, plan, and make difficult decisions without his sexual urges clouding his thoughts and judgement. It is also known as post nut clarity .
Brendan: Yo bro, I think I might marry this girl! She's all I've been thinking about all week.
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
Joe: Whoa!! Slow down there buddy, how about you think about this after jerkin off? Trust me, the universe appears completely different when you have that post ejaculation clarity!
by my_own_summer September 22, 2019
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Get the premature ejaculation mug.When the head of ones penis pastes to the undergarments after fucking due to post ejaculation cum paste.
I fucked that bitch last night and woke up with my dick stuck to my boxers from post ejaculation cum paste.
by hayooh December 4, 2010
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