Sushi Dog Egg Roll

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.

The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019

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egg roll dagger

Egg roll daggers were the weapon of choice for the original Yellow Ranger from The Power Rangers.

The Yellow Ranger dual-wielded these during hand-to-hand combat against many enemies throughout the series.

Egg roll daggers $2.99!!!

by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

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egg roll maneuver

The process of rolling into a blanket to prevent detection of one's self pleasuring.

Ian almost got caught fapping, but he performed the egg roll maneuver to save his skin.

by Adolf Tojo October 6, 2016

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alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.

Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!

by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011