Eeyore

v. To get all fucked up, lose all ability to communicate using the English language, act crazy, then wake up the next day and not remember a thing

Man, Justin got all eeyored out last night. Those tequila shots must have done him in.

by Norman Bates May 2, 2006

Eeyore

An adult female with a sweet nature and loving disposition who is also very childlike. At times a bit surly and grumpy, other times a bit docile and milquetoast, but with a heart full of gold and ultimately lovable. A wonderful person.

Its not a surprise that Savannah can be a successful entrepreneur and yet get so wrapped up in 'Gilmour Girls' since she is veritable Eeyore. She is quite fortunate to know Tyler.

by Cavalier72 March 3, 2009

Eeyore

Synonym for donkey - particularly in poker circles.

Nice call with ace-high, Eeyore.

by SirLacksALot December 9, 2008

Eeyore

A blow job given a man wearing a condom. Named after the Winnie the Pooh character Eeyore, who received a broken baloon for his birthday and enjoyed picking it up with his mouth and moving it into and out of a jar.

"Shit, man, I'm not giving you an Eeyore, take that thing off!"

by Khizzar November 28, 2007

Eeyore

Someone who is always negative and pessimistic. This person is always boring and is a stark contrast from a tigger.

Dude, don't be such an eeyore.

by BabydollDame22 August 3, 2016

eeyore

A favorite of the Winnie the Pooh Series. Usually lonely and sad, but is liked by everyone because he seems soo innocent and sweet.

Eeyore is looking particularly sad yet cute today.

by Eeyore luverrr February 6, 2006

eeyore

1: The depressed donkey in children's classic: Winnie the Pooh

2: The hidden, fithteenth track on Slipknot's self titled albulm

Slipknot: Eeyore (Hidden Track)

by NutCase9 October 6, 2006