emochode

a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible and talks about how much life sucks that dates an incredibly hot girl that has nothing at all in common with him

Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.

Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."

Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."

Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"

by Shaft99999 July 24, 2009

edouchefag

A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".

This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.

Look at the edouchefag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.

by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013

Endochina

A location where Americans fled too and started a rice business in Southern Vietnam during the Vietnam war. They were led by Blake Rosenberg who got the first funds by whoring out his members to the Vietnamese people.

That group of people reminds me of Endochina.

That clan is following in the footsteps of Endochina.

by FireStorm289 May 7, 2018

Enoch

Enoch is desirable and irresistible. He is lowkey a savage. Enoch is very competitive and usually gets infuriated when he is losing. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. He is naturally mean to girls he hates and loves to annoy his friends. He is a super-badass kid who usually, does incredibly stupid things (loves to take risks). He always swears and probably has 5 sidechicks. Finally, he has a great sense of humor and makes you laugh 24/7. If u ever had an Enoch you would probably immediately fall in love with him. I am so grateful to have an Enoch.

#desirable #irresistable #savage #competitive #talented #funny # annoying #stupid
"Hey how u doing today" annoying girl aked
Enoch ignores

by Victoria Chin October 29, 2017

Epoch Phail

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

edoc

The code word for when you, a friend, or that bitch you hate is excessively flirting and needs to tone it down a notch.

I shouted "edoc" when my best friend was flirting with Danny Zuko... again.

by plastic surgery obsession April 19, 2017

Enoch

Enoch- The chillest kid you will ever meet. He is good at skateboarding and likes to roast people. Sometimes a jerk but usually hilarious. HE just likes to laugh and have fun for the most part. God and family are first to Enoch. HE also gets at Girls he doesn't like for no reason.

Enoch: Tells girl "I know who you like"
Girl:*Who then?
Enoch: "*Me"
Girl: "No I don't like anyone"
Enoch: "Yea but I know who your going out with"
Girl: "I'm not going out with anyone!"
Enoch: "Yea you are, your going out with me

by Pro era forty seven April 6, 2017