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Edgenuity

Horrible mess up of a online schooling platform with almost every single day having over 20 assignments to do with no break times in-between lessons and hell. They didn't even bother to configure it better for online schooling because this was originally meant for normal schooling but since they were so greedy for attention they pushed it out immediately.
Me "I'm so fucking sick of Edgenuity, they don't bother do to jackshit about what people have to say"

Person: "Did you see we have even MORE Edgenuity assignments?"

Me: "I wanna fucking kill myself.
by Probably_Alive October 1, 2020
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Edgenuity

The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.
"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"

"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."
by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020
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Edgenuity

The most painful torture method constructed by Sari Factor was originally theorized in 1988 but used widely throughout the 2010s and 2020s. This torture method clocks in at around 600 DOL, but depending on the usage, it can go upwards to 3000+ DOL.
Us, the schools, will inflict Edgenuity upon our students!
by LlamaIdaptionYodgibsy November 3, 2022
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Stoner Enginuity

To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.
Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit
by D-Ran May 25, 2006
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Edgenuity

A horrible "learning software" it is literal torture!! They just want your money and don't care about you what so ever! I would rather bite myself than do a "lesson" on here!! One word to summarize this software is CRAP
Edgenuity is CRAP, doesn't teach you anything, and tortures you!!!
by FluffyPuppy2011 September 8, 2022
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Enginuitive

An adjective used to discribe a person who is resourceful and is able to come up with complex solutions to problems.
Wow, Jordan you sure are enginuitive.
by Barfnugget January 18, 2004
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enginuity

On his YouTube channel, Ron Pratt and his father drive their Polaris 4X4 deep into the woods to retrieve a stuck rental-van. Ron's father uses a combination of the side-by-side's electric winch and simultaneously revving the quad's motor to spin the alternator faster and thus create more pulling-capacity for the winch --- that's real enginuity.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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