An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
by Telephony November 16, 2013
Get the pitiful excuse for a used douche mug.That person who has an excuse for anything and everything. No matter what the responsibility needing to be done was, or how easily it could have been done, the Excuser-User will not complete this task. They will simply supply you with some bull-crap excuse for not doing it.
person 1: Hey did you finish that paper?
person 2: Nah, I was too busy.
person 1: You had ten hours to do it last night!
person 2: Well yea, but I went bowling with my friends and then took my dog for a walk and when I got back, CNN was on...
person 1: God, you're such an excuser-user.
person 2: Nah, I was too busy.
person 1: You had ten hours to do it last night!
person 2: Well yea, but I went bowling with my friends and then took my dog for a walk and when I got back, CNN was on...
person 1: God, you're such an excuser-user.
by lady luna January 9, 2010
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A person who consistently turns up at scooterist related events and rallies, with no scooter.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
They may well relate merry tales such as 'scooter is in the workshop/broken down/being done up/lent out', although the truth is, (even if they own a scooter at all) they have no intention of going to scooter events on a scooter as a car/van are more convenient and mean they can also fill the campsite with chav-tat such as generators/gazebos and BBQs.
They may use minor injuries (long ago healed) or family members/children as an excuse.
In the 80's for 6 months the scooter-excuse did a few local rallies on a scooter, then they disappeared for 20 years and here they are again -patches covering their flight jackets -none of which they have been to or ridden to- big on talk, small on content.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
Opinion on anything technical/engineering should only be taken at your peril as they know less than a 16 year old on a twist and go.
by terry fuckwitt1 July 20, 2011
Get the scooter-excuse mug.This is the excuse one comes up with the morning after they stayed out late watching a sporting advent, or went out and partied to hard. Often a lame , last minuted excuse that no one buys into. More than likely excessive drinking, and cocaine have a role in ones lifestyle.
Joe's morning after excuse was weak as usual. Obviously the Eagles played last night.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
Papa doesn't even need a morning after excuse. He reeks of liquor.
by 7mary3 September 16, 2014
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Playing FortressCraft on Xbox Live.
Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't
Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up
5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
Me: Lucky why did you dig a whole into our base
Lucky: No I didn't
Me: Lucky theres a huge hole in the floor
Lucky: Ya but that wasn't me
Reaper: You just came out of the hole
Lucky: Ya but I didn't make it
Me: But you just came out of a hole and no one was even there
Lucky: Hey guys have a pretty good base
Me: Lucky just shut up
5 Minutes later we discovered a large amount of tunnels below our base. To this date Lucky still denies making the tunnels And continues to make more Lucky Excuses evreyday
by Pimped out pantry June 29, 2011
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by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!
(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!
(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
by Matthew Williams May 18, 2007
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