Eaton 

A great girl that loves to do the trend where you take the first and last letter of your name and change it. Very nice girl.

Oh that Eaton, such a lovely trickster

Eaton by Eaton dmmdmdmfm May 24, 2021

Eaton, Colorado 

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.

That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!

Eaton, Colorado by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011

Eaton Rapids 

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

Eaton Rapids by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

Eaton Community College 

Is full of communists and drug rings.

Also known as:
Eaton Communist College,
Eaton Criminal College,
Eaton Correctional College,
Eaton Community College,

Eaton Community College by Noel Brunning April 21, 2011

Eaton High School 

Imagine like rubbing hand sanitizer on a cut, it’s like that.

Eaton High School is worse then Hell.

Eaton High School by anonymous June 20, 2022

Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower

The act of placing the anus near a partner's face or body, and then proceeding to defecate diarrhea over said participant for sexual stimulation. This may be enhanced by varying the diet of the chocolate shower giver to ensure a good spread of faeces rather than a concentrated lump

Mac - "Gee, I'd wanna try something different tonight, do you fancy giving me an Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower"
Dutch - "Would love to, had chilli last night and I need to bust my gut somewhere - may as well be into your face"

Eaton Bray Hot Chocolate Shower by Dutch MacBilly III September 16, 2009

Eaton Mess 

-VERB
The act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after ejaculating in their mouth. The blood and semen should mix together to look like the dessert.

Sarah & I made an Eaton Mess last night.
OR
Sarah gave me head then I Eaton Messed her!

Eaton Mess by SoFarSoGudd August 20, 2013