when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010
Get the Redneck eating contestmug. Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.
by sammy dan August 22, 2006
Get the pie-eating contestmug. When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug. by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023
Get the Twinkie eating contestmug. by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
Get the last place at a turd eating contestmug. by smegwich February 26, 2023
Get the smegma eating contestmug. When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug.