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Redneck eating contest

when a group of fellow red necks get together and want to have fun. they have a eating contest while they watch NASCAR, the food consists of any dead animals found in backyard, trash(milk jugs or beer cans) and hand fulls of oxycoton, to wash it down with a miller lite. the judge is usually the mom/sister/cousin/daughter
billy ted: did you see Jimmy Jonhson win last night
fred: nah, we were having our regular redneck eating contest, my sister said i won
by Billy ted JR January 31, 2010
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pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.
Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.
by sammy dan August 22, 2006
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can
"i won the smegma eating contest last week"
by smegwich February 26, 2023
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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