Eathan

spams chat until even the bots leave

OMG EATHAN STFU FOR TWO SECONDS

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

Eltham High School

Eltham High School is a high school in Victoria where people like taking shits on small, pre-pubescent children.

I hate children in Eltham High School.
Me too.

by BananaMucnehr8182 May 11, 2021

Eathan

The best friend a guy could have.

I fuckin love Eathan.

by Hdkeobrbxgxgsowndbfgxtalw December 29, 2020

Eltham

Home to the eldery, chavs and many misfits of society. Near to Sidcup, New Eltham and surrounded by schools like Beaverwood and Crown Woods it never stood much chance.
After you visit Eltham, you should probably test for a STI

'You live in Eltham? O dear. So you have a dealer then?'

by Mr Emma May 22, 2008

Eathan

Type of guy to say ok, nice, cool, uh-huh, etc. after typing a longass essay about anything

You: Omg guys this is why Linus favorite song essay

Eathan: ok

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

New Eltham

Situated next to Chislehurst, one would hope some class would be borrowed from the area.

Unfortunately New Eltham is also surrounded by Eltham, Mottingham and Sidcup... 3 against 1 odds haven't proven to be too helpful for New Eltham.

Ideal place for a race, a fight or a bullet hole to the head!

If you wish to visit, remember that gold jewellery, sports wear, UK garage and the term "AHOY BOY" are the key to survival.

New Eltham Station is definitely a joke!

by Maximo July 5, 2005