eat my ass 

Freudian slip commonly denoting a craving for anus.

You guys can just... Eat My Ass!

eat my ass by Syntax May 6, 2003

Eat My Ass 

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

Eat My Ass by steve2193 April 22, 2009

Eat my ass 

A phrase often used by flat girls when on the losing side of a argument usually resulting in the other person in said argument saying “what ass” by doing that you make them the real booty consumer

+100 Points

Him: Well I’m not the one wh-

Her: Eat my ass

Him: what ass

Her: *visible frustration*

Eat my ass by Ayka January 6, 2020

Eat my ass 

When someone is mad at you and wants to end the conversation

Person 1 ¨I HATE YOU!

Person 2"EAT MY ASS!

Eat my ass by 3ff December 2, 2021

eat my ass and balls 

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

eat my ass and balls by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

eat my ass with that weak shit 

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

eat my ass with that weak shit by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

eat my ass paper 

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.

Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!

eat my ass paper by ChrisD June 11, 2006