easter basket

When a man paints his testicles different colors then slaps them on someone's forehead so as to leave a decoration behind.

I got so pissed at her, I gave her an easter basket.

by Cap16 January 28, 2006

Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

by Deathhampster666 October 27, 2009

Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010

easter basket

a really big butt on a sweet young thang

"you see the easter basket on that gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl?"

by Jarred M March 23, 2008

Easter Basket

When you eat hard boiled eggs from the vagina and use the vaginal fluid as a mayo like substitute.

Instead of a chocolate bunny I gave her an "Easter Basket" this morning.

by endej09 April 25, 2011

Easter Basket

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)

by tallyhallic April 07, 2009

easter basket

The act of sexually penetrating your partner with her/his legs crossed indian-style and pulled up to their chest when lying on their back.

1) That gymnast that I got with last year was killer at the easter basket.

2) After the egg hunt, let's go 'stuff your basket'.

by BeeOverl0rd April 09, 2011