Earnal

Refering to the act of inserting ones penis into the ear canal. Often only possibe with genitally challenged males or individuals with extraordinarily large ear cavities.

Yo fred, that womans got a damn fine earhole. Man i just wanna cram my dick in that waxy crevice

by BeardMasterFlex November 21, 2004

earcandy

1. Sounds that elicit a pleasureable response from the listener.

"Got some new earcandy from Coldplay"

by Wendy Kroy October 3, 2005

earnings

Something 12 year old Fortnite kids talk about when they are chatting shit.

you got no earnings or PR you shitter

by ManLikeOmar January 13, 2021

Earnalism

Coined by the Web site Earnalism.com. Earnalism is the concept of things that surround the practice of journalism. From salaries of media members, journalists depicted in movies, television, and general popular culture, and essentially the lifestyle of a journalist.

An Earnalist is someone who studies and/or practices the concepts of Earnalism.

He's really taken up the Earnalism lifestyle now, huh?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008

no earnings

an insult used by the fortnite community when they are insulting a player for not earning any money because they can win any tournaments playing the game

" what are you doing you're lost, no earnings, packed you like a fish, zero pr, you're dogwater, dollar tree headset."

by Mr.Fister69nikka February 8, 2021

Earnalist

A person who practices and/or studies the concept of Earnalism, which is essentially the lifestyle of a journalist in popular culture.

He's really transformed himself into an Earnalist hasn't he?

by jimbod23 March 28, 2008

Earning Red Wings

Also to define practicing
cunnilinguswhile the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face.

I told her that I wouldn't mind earning my red wings, after she told me that she was on the rag. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized I meant oral sex.

by dork February 17, 2005