Earlashes

The annoying little hairs that grow visibly inside men's ears beginning in their mid to late '50s.

At the barber-"Get those earlashes while you're at it."

by Watersnake February 8, 2008

Earlham

(1) When you have violent diarrhea into the ear of another person. (2) a terrible vocal performance

“Did you just give that dude an earlham??”
“That singer is earlhamming that entire audience.”

by Wade Bilson March 29, 2019

Earlham College

1. A small college located in Richmond, Indiana.
2. A place where no one is capable of judging another (chances are, you're as screwed up as the next person).

1. I attend Earlham College.
2. Person A: "Haha! Look at that guy right there! He's not wearing pants!"
Person B: "Dude. You're a student at Earlham College. You're not wearing any pants either!"

by ohhay123456 April 10, 2010

Earlham Iowa

Pretty much the best place on Earth and is full of some potheads and a lot corn. The school is full of only badasses and kicks VM ass on the reg.

"hey ya know Earlham, the motherfuckers are dope."
"Ya they kick VM's ass"
"Earlham Iowa is great"

by Nebraskasucks October 31, 2018

earmark

Euphemism for "bribe"

A viral mechanism for getting political whores to vote for bad policy, which they would have wisely rejected, by making it even worse.

Generally, a corrupting policy of political enticements to manipulate the legislature into self-serving, palm-greasing, government expansion and treasury looting.

Wow, Ted! Did you see that stupid bill they are trying to pass? No way I'm gonna vote for that thing. It could destroy us. Unless, of course, I can get some serious pork of my own in there. An earmark or two. Then, who cares!! Free money!!!

There are over 8,000 earmarks in the "Stimulus" Bill.

by PhillySteve April 22, 2009

earmark

Money already spent that you dont have YET.

I'll gladly earmark you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Working to get your retirement earmarks your pay when your 65... Maybe they will have your money to pay you back.

by goaceco March 6, 2009

Earlimart

Shithole, Farming town filled with Nortenos who, believe it or not, live on unemployment. Many of whom are in and out of prison claiming Allegience to their town and attend the local swapmeet every friday religiously; where they pick up heina's

Earlimart?

ya you know where they have the remate!

by Estesbean January 17, 2009