EAD

Short for Eat A Dick

P1: My dog has a tumour, I can't come into work for 2 weeks, its all the family i have.

P2: Yeah whatever Nobby, go EAD!

by Mopey December 18, 2005

EAD

Short acronym for:

Eat A Dick.
Originated from the mmorpg game WoW, By the guild Intensity. After winning a massive battle, the leader of the guild spamed in the game EAD Mother Fuckers.
Mispelling the word 'Dead'. Hence how the word 'ead' orginated.
After sometime, EAD is now known as a short acronym for

Eat A Dick.

intensity leader: EAD Mother Fuckers.

by Dr.Ew June 17, 2009

Eade

Typically, the last name of gay blonde kids. Usually drives girl cars.

Girl: Omfg, did you see that kid in that blue Hyundai Accent? He must be an Eade.

Uber Dude: Is that RAYMOND?

Girl: Yeah, what a fag.

by Jacob Gayer May 13, 2008

Ead

v. ead (eed), ead·ing, ead·s

To listen to an audiobook
"Ead-ing"

What are you listening to? I'm eading "50 shades of grey."

by Mintsauce October 12, 2012

#ead

Eat a dick

I made a rude comment to Jacob, all he replied was #ead

by Sagerat May 9, 2018

ead

An abbreviation for, and a way to say "eat a dick" to a knobhead or imbecile.

"Hey Schnick! ead!"

by moistdoodoopuss February 27, 2012

eaded

it either means rolling around in a object outdoors, or a feeling of betrayal depending on context.

person 1: "i eaded all the grass!!"
person 2: "now you have grass stains on your jeans.."
OR
person 2: "i kinda feel eaded.."
person 1: "hopefully you feel better soon"

by siscoo September 30, 2022