extortion 

an animal with a small face, usually a chihuahua

Person 1: Look at that little extortion! His face is so tiny.
Person 2: Aww, yeah, he's so extortioniful ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

extortion by squatcobblerrrrr March 21, 2024

Extortion 

It isn't extortion you stole from me and you are going to pay it back or someone isn't going to get to raise their kids. I'm not going to just let you steal this from me but you ARE GOING TO LET ME TAKE SOMEONE'S KID FROM THEM. That's the asymmetry. The only positive outcome for everyone is me getting that money. I'm not letting it go.

Hym "It isn't extortion. You made a mistake doing this. Don't let it cost someone the most thing in the world to them just so you can feel like you got the better of me. It isn't a tantrum. You are stealing them most significant advancement of modern times from me to get me to kill a child. That is all. Anyone stupid enough to let you convince them otherwise has bigger problems than a dead kid and if they aren't willing to stop you then someone else is going to have that exact problem."

Extortion by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Extortion Day 

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"

Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D

Extortion Day by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014

extortion abortion 

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat with anonymous tips

Hub: ah, total douche defined...

extortion abortion by the comand'r November 16, 2023

Extortion Lane

A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.

I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..

Extortion Lane by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026

Extortion Lane

A recently constructed toll lane on interstate 80 between Vacaville and Fairfield, CA that is in the fast lane that they make you pay to use. It was supposed to be to alleviate traffic, but the politicians lied and are making those who use it pay fastrak fees.

I got caught by the cops in the extortion lane trying to get around traffic and get to my job. Now I cant pay rent due to a $490 ticket…..

Extortion Lane by thenextbojizzle February 9, 2026

bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

bail extortion by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019