Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".
ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.
Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.
Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!
Librarian: Ok darling.
Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.
Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!
Librarian: Ok darling.
by Timdot May 4, 2008
Get the ETSmug. by Omeister February 10, 2007
Get the ETSmug. An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.
by Avacado bui May 23, 2009
Get the ETSmug. man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."
man 1: "dink."
by carltonfunkbass March 3, 2010
Get the ETSmug. by IHATELLOYD April 4, 2009
Get the ETSmug. by ExtraStaple April 8, 2010
Get the ETSmug. Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.
by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009
Get the ETing Itmug.