ETS

Ebonic Tribe Speak - A vernacular spoken by Black African American Negros "an it go sumthin like dis".

ETS speaking hoodrate hoe in library: Is yall finna have dat "Read a Book to some churrin Day" thang her taday? Ma teacha say I wuz poseda cum her to read some books wit a buncha nerdz a sumthin.

Librarian in the hood: Yes. The book reading club is going to be held here today, it starts at 4:30, but first you must learn to speak proper english, not ebonic tribe speak dear.

Hoodrate hoe in library: ...... o_O . Aboniks Drive Speech? Bitch I aint speakin no Adonic Tribe whateva, I'm hood hoe what you finna do Imma thrash you and call da maddafukin N-dubba-a-p-p-c-a on ya hoe ass!!! White racist cracka!!!

Librarian: Ok darling.

by Timdot May 4, 2008

ETS

Is the Estimated Time of Separation (ETS) for military personnel.

When do you ETS out of the Army?

On 01 AUG 2007.

by Omeister February 10, 2007

ETS

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

by Avacado bui May 23, 2009

ETS

An acronym for Excessive Taint Scrubbing.

man 1: "hey, have you heard Fear the Awakening's new song 'the Totally Unnecessary Bath and the Excessive Taint Scrubbing'?"

man2: "yeh, that's funny, i gave your mother an ETS last night."

man 1: "dink."

by carltonfunkbass March 3, 2010

ETS

Equals The Shit

"Dave Campells ETS"
Would be a NON-WARNINGABLE
way to say ... Dave Campbells = the shit!

by IHATELLOYD April 4, 2009

ETS

Excuse to suck

But dude, "Not Alone" is for Haiti Relief, so at least it has an ETS.

by ExtraStaple April 8, 2010

ETing It

Someone who wears abnormally small cloths compared to his/her body size. Often in reference to one who tries to show off big biceps/triceps.

I cant believe that guys ETing It today. Hes not even that big.

by Stano, Borello September 7, 2009