Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

essential oil vape

when you aren't vaccinated so you resort to essential oil vaping to get medicine

did you get the new essential oil vape?

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Essential Oils

The holy grail that all Karens seek.

I dont give a fuck about your essential oils bullshit, I want some fucking drugs.

by .&:&3&83 December 17, 2019

essential oils

The thing marketers slap on labels for womens products. They're not quite sure why it works but women gush over products that claim to have these life saving oils, especially if they're in the middle of making a youtube video. I don't know how the Africans live without them.

My favourite is this organic 'essential oils' made from sunflowers, great for my face, bloating, dandruff, laxative, sexual arousal, don't forget to like and subscribe.

by andyo13 January 8, 2017

essential bootycall

An impromptu late night liaison that breaks quarantine.

Individual #1: “Are you telling me that you broke quarantine for a BOOTYCALL?!”
Individual #2: “Listen here Individual #1, it wasn’t just a bootycall. It was an essential bootycall!”
Please be advised that the author of this definition does not condone, justify or encourage the breaking of quarantine for bootycalls, essential or otherwise.

by RoseyJean April 25, 2020

Essential Oils

The collection of lubricants and warming sex gels in the nightstand.

Ohhhhh baby you so tight. Let me get some essential oils from the nightstand.

I lubed her ass with some essential oils and went ballz deep.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Essential Butty

Used to describe someone who makes poor decisions, or is just overall to be considered as a bit of a dumb cunt, however does not realise this themselves.

Derived from the essential classes at school that help ‘special children’ and the term ‘butty’.

Similar use to the word ‘retard’.

Robbo: James thinks he’s getting in with Grace
Ron: What an Essential Butty
Robbo: Such an Essential Butty, kid also got a D- on his test
Ron: Such an Essential Butty

by SindromNobba June 15, 2021