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Wow that girl is so hot my penis is getting erect
by Asshole boi October 19, 2017
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Erect

Me and my friends had an erect time at the party!
by BigBoiPie January 18, 2019
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Erect Then Shag

Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.

He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
Ten Hag: Harry Maguire is still a part of our project.

Man Utd fan: Erect Then Shag is on fraudwatch
by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023
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erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.
Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."
by stockman09 November 22, 2010
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erect penis

A state in which a man's penis is filled with blood and gets harder, also the penis becomes longer.
Having an erect penis is the worst in public places but best in private when you are sexually stimulated, and when the penis becomes harder, longer, and filled with blood.

Jim was in health class when he saw Jane's cleavage. He felt a slight bulge in his pants as it started to get larger. This was unfortunate because Jim was called up to do a presentation on the heart. When he was up there he couldn't help himself from looking at Jane's cleavage. Everyone noticed his erect penis and that he was looking at Jane's cleavage. Soon he began rubbing his cock and felt himself about to ejaculate. In a few seconds he let out about 8 ounces of the hot sticky semen. Jane always had a crush on Jim and they started having sex in class. Soon everyone else did too and it was a cum bath in health. Soon the principal came in to see how it was going and then got a huge erect penis. He decided he needed help. He noticed all the cum everywhere and felt himself stroking his penis. He cummed more than ever that day. Jane and Jim dated. Jim told his friends that Jane sucked cock better than anyone in the world. Then Jane got into porn guzzling semen. One time Jane got to suck the former principal's cock and got excited. His cock when erect was 20 inches! When he saw her bouncing breasts he couldn't hold it in and cummed his pants before shooting the porn. Embarrassed he went to the bathroom giving his huge cock a spanking.
by Wet Window September 24, 2017
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Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.
I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.
by holybrittle December 25, 2011
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Erect Nipple Syndrome

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing
by David Dunlop March 3, 2004
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