Eon

A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world

Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy

by The church of the seven May 25, 2013

Eon

The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more

whoooo! scary shit man

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Eon

The sexiest motherfucker out there

Eon's in the room, I am about to cum

by Metaxist Enthusiast November 20, 2021

eon

Name of someone who is considered a god by many people but is no more human then the rest of us. He jus has more skills then the rest.

by Deciple May 27, 2003

eon

A rough measurement of time. Equivalent to about one week.

Problem running your robot with 2 week old software? Please, I fixed that like eons ago.

by vectorized July 25, 2016

eon

a super gay kid who is way to pompous of him/herself

omg here eon goes again with one his fake storys about he's an uberiffic god and everyone else is a los4r n00b

by chickenlittle December 14, 2003

Eon

Exhale-out-nose used when you don't laugh at something but still find it funny

*friend sends you a meme*
"Eon😂"

by The word maker😎 March 27, 2019