emotional emissary

An Emotional Emissary is a slang term for the top in a pegging relationship.

My emotional emissary went too hard and rough last night there is no way I can go on a bike ride with you.

by firmnoodle March 10, 2022

pop n fresh emissions test

Practical joke of choice for pranksters who are frequently spied upon. The prankster creates an elaborate distraction for the voyeur, while he has an accomplice (usually a butler) sneak behind the victim's car and lodge canned cookie dough into the tailpipe.

This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.

shit dawg lets see how he likes a pop n fresh emissions test all up in his new ride!!!

by [zz] February 7, 2009

nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

emilysick

When you miss a girl named Emily so much it hurts because Emily is hands-down the greatest person alive.

I am so bummed out and emilysick because I won't see Emily for a week!

by fudownfall January 2, 2009

napturnal emission

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009

Emils

Usually blonde. Probablly has an huge ego, athletic, wise and will probablly steal your girl.

Today i saw Emils, he looked real tired from all the sport his done

by Zhurka420 May 2, 2018

Emilesque

To describe a skill or display of talent so great it can be compared to the the finishing capabilities of England centre forward Emile Heskey. An adjective to justify class, flair and excellence.

Mate! That pudding was emilesque!

by Just another fan of Emile November 30, 2010