A fury red beast that looks like your mom. Also known as a brainwasher because he brainwashes little kids. Elmo has a HORRIBLE hairline. He is very funny and weighs 69 pounds.
He has a Elmo hairline!
by Bsnabsbsn February 21, 2017
Get the Elmo mug.1.bright red sesame street character - pure evil, v.v.v. psychopathic & knows where u live. keep your eyes peeled: he is very short, skinny, with a small rugby ball head & 2 plastic white balls with black dots for eyes - black mouth always hangs slightly open in a very scary way. 2.harmless cute cuddly thng wit freaky movin blanky.
by SheWithTheFatCat January 31, 2007
Get the elmo mug.A ruthless killer. Out to get your children. Red and fuzzy in appearance. Usually hangs out on Sesame Street with his posse.
by GIMOtube February 20, 2022
Get the Elmo mug.lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song!!!
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
Get the Elmo mug.by Mary April 7, 2005
Get the elmo mug.This puppet was sent to rehab in 1998 and was released in 2003. He is now on the run from the PoPo and he kills everyone he sees. He is mostly roming around Elmo's World, Massachusetts.
by I am yourworstnightmare101 January 6, 2008
Get the elmo mug.(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.
Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?
Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.
Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004
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