EJ

the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is caring and very funny. He is so handsome and always knows how to make me smile. He also has a massive dick

"Have you met EJ? He is my soulmate."

by lily294 December 15, 2021

ej

gorgeous hott sexy mofo hehehe lol
sweet perverted lil taco

look at the ej across dastreet YUMMY

by blah iz May 21, 2004

Ej

He’s really heem nobody can fuck wit bro he’s fly , gets money, he’s the full package n allat

Damnn look at Ej man so inspirational he’s really heem

by Eddie 🐎 November 23, 2021

ej

If you ever meet someone in the world you are the luckiest person to exist people named ej are the best people ever and make the best bestie ever they are also very loyal and will never leave you for anyone <3

people named ej are the best bestie to ever exist and that's a fact!!

by mxmtoon </3 December 11, 2021

EJ

Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.

Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.

by IcoinedEJ October 2, 2006

Ej

An funny and loyal boy gets all the hoes he isnt cool with many people and he will be famous one day

Ej gets all the girls

by IdkYou5 September 19, 2018

ej

A black man of considerable stature.
Calls most people he doesn't know "You're an idiot". He is usually quite calm, but piss him off, and he WILL he eat you! He is also one of the very few black men in robotics. He is also one of the very few NASA contractors daring enough to wear a flight jacket AND a doorag

*ground shakes*
Joman Chu: What IS that? (In a rantful whine)
Matt Yu: Oh, its just ej with his pimped out robotics cart.

by Matt Yu October 25, 2004