Hens eggs

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy

Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Connor Eggs

A bougie chad that everyone finds amazing

That Connor Eggs is as bougie as apple pie

by BougieCat32 September 4, 2023

cleaning up eggs

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020

Eggs and salt

Nothing special.

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."

by Blysk July 21, 2016

Green Eggs and Bam

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.

We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.

by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

Alien space eggs

The act of spreading ones nutsack over the lens of a flash light and then turning on said flashlight to reveal what looks like Alien Space Eggs

Jenny was very turned on when Dan treated her to some Alien Space Eggs.

by Trasher187 February 27, 2017

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019