eggafuckle

An absolute dipshited retard that most likely plays guitar hero and eats chipotle. They often refer to women as their bitch and got a 400 on the SAT before they dropped out.Has an IQ that doesn't quite reach double digits,he also has more beer than water in his diet.

"you see that guy microwaving his burrito with the foil still on man,he's such an eggafuckle."
" damn it I forgot to do my RPA i'm such an eggafuckle."

by DARKproductions February 19, 2019

Eggamuffin

cheap ass brand of McDonalds egg Mcmuffins.Most commanly seen in in stores like Kwik Check.

Shut up i am eating my Eggamuffin.

by Darrel January 1, 2005

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

Eggatron

When a guy puts an egg on a girls area and tries to smash it with his dick during sex

Girl 1: Man, isn't Jake dreamy?
Girl 2: No he gives a terrible Eggatron the shell got everwhere

by The Eggmast3r November 20, 2010

eggamuffin

Eggamuffin is the name of a gang from the town of Portishead in the South-West United Kingdom, they run most things there. They are very dangerous. Their trademark is egging those in need of moral cleansing. Their reputation runs far and wide.

Eggamuffin crew is dangerous." "I got egged by the Eggamuffin Crew."

by EMsoldier February 22, 2011

eggarrhea

Explosive diarrhea that occurs instantaneously after consuming eggs.

I had a bad case of eggarrhea after eating egg casserole for breakfast.

by Kiabash November 29, 2009

eggaholic

one who repeatedly rubs egg on their face.
one who over-indulges on eggs.
one who gets high off of egg-cartons.

Elizabeth is such an eggaholic. she spreads eggs on her face thinking it'll soften her skin.

by panic at the vocaloid October 19, 2013