effing

the new cuss word that begins with an e.
also short for the f word.

"what the eff!"
"how the effing hell did this happen."

by b.a.k. April 11, 2006

effing

The edited version of the word "fucking." Spelled this way, it is incorrect. The letter "F" is not to be spelled out. See F'n or F'in for correct spelling.

I wish I could use the English language properly, but I keep misspelling a bunch of effing words. I'm effing stupid!

by I'm late for class March 31, 2004

effing

A new photo craze like planking or horsemanning, where two people form a capital F with their bodies. Person 1 sits on top of Person 2's shoulders with their legs and arms straight out in front of them.

Hey man, planking and horsemanning is so lame...wanna trying effing instead?

by Flansy September 12, 2011

effing

like saying f**king but more pg

he's so effing dumb

by jesse river ivy November 8, 2018

Effing and Blinding

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

effing amazing

When you realize that something is so amazing and has so much potential, but you decide not to use a real swear word as an adjective and are polite about screaming it out.

Did you hear the effing amazing news? Justin Bieber said that he likes Joel so there's a chance that their relationship could progress.

by BarabooBiebsFan October 14, 2011