The spawn of Beelzebub that even he was afraid of, and banished it to the deepest ring of Treachery, never to be seen by mortal or hellspawn alike. But, that son of a bitch Dante had gone down there and found Edgenuity. So, thinking nothing of it, he brought it back to the world of mortals, where he unleashed it upon the masses. causing suffering to all who witnessed or experienced it. Realizing what he had done, he locked it away to never be seen. a few thousand years later, one of his descendants found Edgenuity and using black magic, converted it into an online 'education' site.
"All of our classes are going to be used on Edgenuity"
"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."
"oh, son of a bitch, you have got to be fucking with me."
by Cyanide_Pills_ October 19, 2020
The most painful torture method constructed by Sari Factor was originally theorized in 1988 but used widely throughout the 2010s and 2020s. This torture method clocks in at around 600 DOL, but depending on the usage, it can go upwards to 3000+ DOL.
by LlamaIdaptionYodgibsy November 03, 2022
A horrible "learning software" it is literal torture!! They just want your money and don't care about you what so ever! I would rather bite myself than do a "lesson" on here!! One word to summarize this software is CRAP
by FluffyPuppy2011 September 09, 2022
A piece of shit app that runs like a crippled person. You take these dumbass test that could your grandparents to sleep. And if you you fuck up one pre test you're stuck watching a video of some dude teaching untill your great great grandchildren graduate highschool, then once you're down with that video you still need to watch like 4 more. Its even worse when you're a retard and your teacher or administraitoir is a fucking bitch and wont let you cheat so you're stuck sitting in a fuck chair doing nothing for feels like eiternity. But Because the website is so shit and so many students feel exactly like me all the answers are on google and the questions are always in the same order so someoneleses C will be the same as your C
TEACHER:I REALLY FUCKING DESPISE YOU ALLEN SO TODAY I'LL BE MAKING YOU DO EDGENUITY
ALLEN: WHAT THE FUCK, PLEASE JUST FUCKING KILL ME INSTEAD
ALLEN: WHAT THE FUCK, PLEASE JUST FUCKING KILL ME INSTEAD
by Mybighawk June 19, 2024