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Eastern Orthodox

Another term used to describe the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - i.e. the Orthodox Church.

The Orthodox Churhc was founded by Christ and His Apostles and is the oldest and second largest Church in existance. The majority of its adherants live in Eastern Europe, the Middle East and North Africa.

Some of its distinct features include its strong emphasis on Tradition and not adding or subtracting from the Faith and its rich liturgical life.
The Easyern Orthodox Church is the only true Church and has perfectly preserved the Truth of Christ.

The Eastern Orthodox Church is NOT Roman Catholic.
by Naitsirhc Xodohtro November 8, 2005
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Eastern Tech

1. A high school located in good 'ole essex, maryland.
2. There are RARELY any fights.
3. The school is mostly white which makes it dull. the black people stay segregated, unless they're african.. and the foreign kids get called white because they dont walk into school with traditional clothes. The school is pretty racist, but not in a bad way.
4. black guys get all the girls
5. The school isnt filled with regular cliques... there are a large number who are floaters who will hang out with the sluts, nerds, stuck up bitches, and the normies (normal people)
6.Most of the teachers are fake and will only love you if you take AP.
7. the TRUE cliques of eastern tech: AP kids.. and non-AP kids
8. The school is a blue ribbon school, but every student should be expelled for the amount of cheating that goes on.
9. The principle is butthead and only cares about football. In fact, that's all anybody cares about that school.
10. Everyone has friends, even the losers who think they're cool by bringing yu-gi-oh cards to lunch
11. a place where freshmen get skanker, smaller, and more flat every year
12. a place where if your hott, everyone assumes your a hoe
13. a place where really popular kids who go partying and act like total snobs.. actually arent that loved and have less friends than the average nice person (very unlike the regular highschool)
14. the most spirited school ever even though the school is a joke
15. a school thats hated by all
scenario 1:
Teacher: come on people, you should know the answer to this!
Student: i dunno.........
Teacher: how do you not know?! this is Eastern Tech, the best school in baltimore county and all of maryland!!!!
Student: *dear gawd*

scenario 2:
Sarah: what school do you go to?
Allie: eastern..
Sarah: O.. i see.. ur one of them....
Allie: FUCK YOU..we beat yo ass in football!
Sarah: gurl. that just proves ur an eastern kid. dont say yo. ur white honey.
by Seer441 February 5, 2010
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eastern star

A woman of unquestionable morals and community involvement belonging to the fraternal order( a social society based on Christian principles that) of ORDER OF EASTERN STAR. She is your next door neighbor, mother of your church, sorority sister, aunt, professor, camp leader. She is recognized by her deeds, not by her paraphenelia, sign or regalia. Often misrepresented as a sorority by those who are unaware of her true meaning and devotion. She is not a devil worshiper nor is she in a cult. She is the first and true representation of sisterhood for her obligations are life applications and not memory tasks. She is often referred to as the mother of all for her establishment and ideology of secrey dates back prior to any sorority conception. She is affiliated with the Masonic Family, her brother is the Mason!!!!!
You didn't know Mother Washington was an eastern Star?
by Namii May 22, 2007
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eastern europe

A very interesting, exciting and beautiful part in Europe. Has been under the communist rule in the past, now the majority of countries are heading towards capitalism and accepting more Western-European and American lifestyle.

Eastern Europeans are people with rich national history and heritage, strong family traditions and bonds. Although it is hard to generalize, most of EE appreciates friendship a lot and do not idolize McDonalds. EE'ns take life easy, drink a lot and don't listen to crap music.

Eastern European women are one of the most beautiful, sexy women that the Earth has seen.

Last but not least, Eastern Europeans are party people.
A: This girl on that billboard is stunning.
B: Yea, probably she is Eastern European.

A: Wow, see that girl? She's dressed so well.
B: Come on. When I was in high school in Bulgaria all girls dressed that well. No big deal.

A: Hey hey, that guy drank all the vodka that was supposed to be for all of us at the party.
B: Whatever. He's probably Eastern European.

A: Wow, that guy takes life easy. He is not obsessed with work, taxes and drama. Is he Jamaican?
B: I know that guy, he's Eastern European.

A: Hey, it's Friday night. Let's go to the Reading Club meeting.
B: Come on bro, let's go clubbing with out Eastern European friends.
by n.trance December 28, 2008
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A variation on the cleveland steamer where you are pokin your bitch in the ass, but she didnt take a poop before-hand, and you climax inside her rectum, and she takes a dump on your chest, and it resembles a frosting covered tootsie roll.
"I heard Reed got some of dat Eastern Washington Frosting Covered Tootsie-Roll from his skank last night. Truf."
by jram October 15, 2006
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Eastern Passage

A small community in Nova Scotia (canada) with a main export of fish and cars via the autoport.....

The people of eastern passage have a reputation of selling and smoking pot , and drinking massive quantities of alcohol. Climate: fog....one climate all the time
hey what are you doing tonight?

oh im chilling down in eastern passage

oh really? so i shouldnt expect to see you at work tomorrow?

oh ill be there...... just dont expect much out of me
by passageboi October 5, 2009
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Eastern High School

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️
“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”
by christiangirl2 August 17, 2019
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