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Dyslexic

Dyslexia is a specific learning difficulty that primarily affects language. There are many different kinds of dyslexia: visual dyslexics have difficulty reading words or writing letters the correct way round (they may mistake 'b' for 'd', for example) whereas people with auditory dyslexia have trouble processing sounds and getting phonemes in the correct sequence when they try to write things down. Other difficulties associated with dyslexia include short-term memory problems, a weak attention span, and poor organisational skills.

Dyslexia is not a synonym for stupidity, as most dyslexics have high IQ scores. It is also not a made-up 'excuse', as MRI scans of dyslexic people have found that their brains are shaped differently to those of most people, with the language area in the right hemisphere being the same size as the language area in the left. (In people without dyslexia, the left language processing area is much larger than the one in the right hemisphere.)

Dyslexic people are often particularly gifted in art, music, sport, drama, or anything involving visual creativity. Some are also talented authors - the awardwinning poet Benjamin Zephaniah is dyslexic.
Examples of famous dyslexic people include Steve Redgrave, the Olympic athlete; Whoopi Goldberg, the Oscar-winning actress; and Albert Einstein, the genius who developed the Theory of Relativity. (People who say that 'dyslexia = stupid' are usually completely unaware that Einstein had the condition.)
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Where you can’t draw lines cause your stupid
When your drawing a line with a ruler and it goes bent

I am line dyslexic
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dyslexic speedreaders

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
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dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
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dyslexicon

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.
Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.
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dyslexic cuddler

Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”
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dyslexic speedreaders

a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".
"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"
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