Dwarfism

A fairly small person who is angry at the world because of how short he/she is. There may be a few side effects to this symptom including pouncing at people and constantly talking about how you’re actually the same height as a taller person/friend

Doctor: I’m not sure how to tell you this but... you have dwarfism.

Patient: SHUT UP MAN WE’RE THE SAME HEIGHT *jump attacks doctor*

by ABC_BOY July 8, 2018

Dwarfie

A very beautiful,gorgeous girl. Usually the funny type, funny in a vulgar vocabulary way. She is very upfront and would beat up anybody who got on her bad side. She is very honest if you are with her. She is an amazing friend to have. She is normally short ( About 5ft). She is the kind to get played. But when she does she protects herself and finds out. But if you treat her right. She could most likely be the love of your life.

Guy:(after 2 months of not talking to her gaming) Hey gorgeous.

Dwarfie: Your X-Box broke?

by (Chanceyyyyyy) November 24, 2011

Semi-dwarfism Syndrome

When someone's appendages or features are smaller than the other on the opposite side of their body.

Dany's left arm is shorter than his right. He must have semi-dwarfism syndrome.

by pushing daisies February 3, 2010

Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

by PKPLR January 18, 2015

Emotional and Sexual Dwarfism

1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.

2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.

3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.

1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.

2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.

3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.

by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010

dwarfnut

fool.

but can also be used as an insult when talking to someone who has a limited vocabulary and will have no idea what you are talking about. most believe you are calling them a dwarf's nut.

"Hah you're an ass gobbler."
"Psh, well you're a dwarfnut!"

by amberhope October 17, 2008

Dwarfist

someone who has a phobia/is rude to a person with dwarfism

Joe: Hey did you see the person who is a size of an ant LOL AM I RIGHT BROTHA

Emma: Joe dont say that people could think its dwarfist

by LIOG ADMIN September 17, 2019