dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

dalinar

an extremely experienced soulcaster

Dalinar:"you are fire"
Evi and Rathalas:"I am fire"

by StormingCrab November 3, 2021

Dualing Rainbow

To arch one's back at a grotesque angle while ejaculating in an acrh-like faqshion.

Yo, last night I pulled off the dualing rainbow - my Mom was not pleased.

by bulbous Jack H October 11, 2009

Daline

Daline is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She's sometimes cold but you know she love's you. She has a big heart and can also get on with literally anyone. But she lives a double life that no one know about besides the people that are the same.

I wish i could be like daline😍

by lovely's January 8, 2019

Drunk Dialing

To make a phone call while inebriated. These calls are usually made to former flings, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends, guys or girls that you want to hook up with, etc..and this almost always ends up to be embarassing for the drunk dialer. Good friends will discourage drunk dialing while drunk friends will usually encourage drunk dialing!

Peter: Connie has been drunk dialing me all night and wants me to come hook up with her, but she keeps talking about our future.
Peter's Friend: Isn't she the chick you just met?
Peter: Ya, I mean I'm going to go do her, but after that she's cut.

by Rejean November 24, 2006

Boob Dialing

When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.

-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!

*Takes out phone from bra*

--Who Was Calling You?

-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!

by Giardino♥ October 16, 2009

dualingus

When two tongues are licking the same Vagina.

I love the way that Dave and Dave performed Dualingus on me, I came at least five times!

by TheDaves October 2, 2023