DJitis

d·j·i·tis dee-jay-ahy-tis - simply means inflammation of a disc jockey's head. Just learning to beatmatch rarely causes this disorder. Onset DJitis generally occurs after he/she has performed live at either a party, club, or festival. Females with DJosis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJitis and DJosis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.

-DJ Douchebag contracted DJitis and can only spin at outdoor festivals now because his head won't fit through the door of most clubs.

by tonytooth June 22, 2011

Dvivid

A name often confused for "David."
The most awesome person ever.
A nerd, but he won't admit it. Calls himself an "enthusiast."
Definitely a nerd, though. But a good kind.
Often wears glasses.

pronounced simliar to "Dwivid"
No one knows where that first "V" came from.

"Hey, man, have you seen David?"
"You mean Dvivid?"
"Yeah, him."
"O, he's playing video games."

by Anonymous_xyz October 20, 2011

Jesus v. Deities

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.

Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.

by Fasters January 30, 2023

diti

really cute and sexy person.

DAMN you is lookin mighty diti today

by Roda February 11, 2005

Daviti

A person who is dead sexy gud looking. a very storng person and nice,yet known as ladys man.

oh look Daviti is here. i can feel the heat

by georgia555 December 31, 2011

ditizen

Second class citizen lacking same rights as those who are citizens while co-exsisting.

Ditizen: Immigrants. Outcasts. Animals.

by Shango November 10, 2013

dritic

Dritic is the name of a species wild animals with amusingly curly hair. These adorable little critters can sometimes be quite aggressive, but usually they're quite docile and affectionate. Sometimes they make cute little musical sounds, and on very rare occasions, they will even produce a seemingly drum-like sound and rhythm, just with their mouths.

Oi! Look over there! I reckon that's a wild Dritic, probably lookin' for his tucker for the night.

by Gravy Flavoured Kraken June 6, 2017