Dwayne Bowe

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.

Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.

by iceman23567 November 17, 2010

Dwayne No Wade Boi

Another way to say “There ain’t no way”

Origin: This came to life by people mishearing duragduke’s pronunciation of “There ain’t no way boy”

Random person: My cat just ate my goldfish

You: Dwayne No Wade Boi. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh.

by N0T_ July 11, 2021

Dwayne Johnson

An extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. Named as a metaphor for the quality of Dwayne Johnson's (aka "The Rock") acting performance.

as a noun: "Holy crap, who left that giant Dwayne Johnson in my toilet it, it's gonna clog it up".
as a verb "Oh man, you seriously did not just Dwayne Johnson all over my shirt."

by sempr549 February 22, 2010

pulling a dwayne

is when, just before or in the middle of sex, a person has a panic attack, starts crying, or runs out of the room naked because of nonsensical emotional distress (a person who is upset because they are being hurt/forced/etc does not count, only if they want the sex and panic because they are about to get it).

This can also be used for any panic attack or tears that occur when a person is getting exactly what they want.

This act is referred as "pulling a dwayne". Somewhat offensive term.

Two people who have had a crush on each other for months finally get in bed. He gets naked, she's almost so. As he's pulling off her underwear, he begins hyperventilating, then runs out of the room naked saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry!" and then spends an hour crying in the shower, leaving her laying there wondering "wtf? Is he pulling a dwayne?"

by Miriana July 19, 2010

Dwayne

A Dwayne is the most handsome boy on earth, Dwayne's are normally strong, dark, and muscularly built. Dwayne's are very funny and awesome to be around. Dwayne's makes the greatest boyfriends. They'll open up only to a girl he truely love, he's understanding and passionate about his liver. Dwayne's maybe be nice to hang with but don't get them in their wrong sides.
Dwayne's usually goes with girls name starting with B, A, J, R, S, and C
Get yourself a Dwayne and if you had one your stupid to let them go

Dwayne, I really love you.

by Jada's thoughts♥️ August 28, 2020

Dowayne

One who is Exceptional, Excellent, Extraordinary, Immaculate, Impressive, Incomparable, Omnipotent, Outstanding, Superhuman, Superior, Supreme, Unrivaled, Lethal, Disciplined, Passionate, Loving, Spontaneous... He is one of a kind, genuine and can be the sweetest person in the world! But if he is pushed to the point where he says "anything a anything!" No fucks will be given!...

Dowayne is an amazing individual.

by YoungGenna September 2, 2021

Pulling a Dwayne

Pulling a Dwayne is when you say your going to do something and hype yourself up acting like you're the biggest, baddest muthafucka ever then you just bitch out at the last second with some pussy ass excuse.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go over there and fuck that bitch, she gonna want this dick, she won't be able to walk for days.
Guy 2:Alright bro go get that hoe.
*Guy 1 walks right over to the girl, walks past her and comes back*
Guy 2: What the literal fuck man!?
Guy 1: Uh man idk I had diarrhea or something, uh I forgot to brush my teeth, uh My shoe lace was untied.
Guy 2: Man yo bitch ass was just Pulling a Dwayne.

by ThatNiggaJerome August 12, 2014