crusty dusty

An unknown dry, white substance on the bottom of your bed in the hotel room you’re staying at.

Makinzie: What is that on the bottom of the bed?
Bailey: Oh, that’s a crusty dusty.

by Jesslyn B June 16, 2018

crusty dusty

When a woman doesn't bath for a long amount of time and the out sides of her pussy is crusty from weird liquids!

martha didnt bath for a week and she had a crusty dusty

by killtact November 09, 2009

Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 09, 2019

crusty dusty

a cracker

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"

by gay-rat October 18, 2022

Crusty Dusty Midget

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.

You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...

by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 28, 2019

crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

crusty dusty dinosaur

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo

whatta crusty dusty dinosaur

by Murphy1144 May 15, 2019