Destitude

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

by Stock Talk October 28, 2014

independently destitute

Describes an unemployed friend who always has time for fun. This friend has a taste for luxury, but no money.

What does Bottom do for a living?
Nothing, man. He’s independently destitute.

by Bottom Ford June 12, 2009

Bustitute

A bustitute generally refers to either:

1)A Substitute Bus Driver.

The "bus" stands for the vehicle & the "titute" is short for Substitute which is a replacement for your original Bus Driver.

2)A Prostitute who frequents a city bus, school bus, or any type of elongated vehicle used to transport people from one distance to a designated area. The Bustitute, in this case, is often seen on the same bus once or several times a day on the same bus at the same time.

1) "Our bustitute sucks ass. I'm gonna squirt her with moldy ketchup."

2) "That Bustitute is pissing me off with that awful smell of hers and the way she smokes. I might just kill her."

by K9S25AA12 May 25, 2010

Dimstitute

See 'Southampton Solent University'

Is that the dimstitute?

Ah don't you mean the Solent, its a 'university don't you know!'

by Alasdair Weeks June 11, 2006

destitude

Noun derived from destitute.

The vast destitude of cyberspace.

by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007

Danstitute

A person named Daniel that you are mad at.

Danstitute, I hcate you. Put down the Oreo crackers and quit doing the sex.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

destitute prostitute

An hag bag that's so ugly she can't find a John. Wrinkly skanky old woman who is hard up for sexx but can't find any takers.

Look at that destitute prostitute over there. She's so ugly she'd have to pay me..

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019