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double-dutching

A penetrative sex act wherein the male partner, or partners, switch from penetration of the vagina, to penetration of the anus, then back into the vagina. This can be done in any amount of intervals, including stroke for stroke, but must start with the vagina.
I found myself so into the double-dutching that I was hittin' that hoe between the pussy and the ass with every other stroke.
by choking on the blowtorch October 28, 2007
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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 7, 2011
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Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
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Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.
That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!
by Kkboom March 8, 2017
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Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
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duschlinger

A person who is so overwhelmingly a tool, that because of this they launch themselves upon oneself in an attempt to be your friend.
Dude is such a duschlinger he thinks he so fucking cool, why wont he just die all ready?
by capfund April 22, 2007
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dunching

Munching on a delicious snack whilst taking a dump.
I was hungry but I was taking a dump so I decided to start dunching
by fleever the q bag June 24, 2014
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