Durmass

Dumb retarted ass, just plain and simple as that.

A guy trips over a very visible crack, curses his friend for it and his friend looks at him and says, "Dude your a fuckin' durmass."

by Rocki1990 February 1, 2009

Dulmus

An incompetent individual, or one one that constantly makes mistakes throughout their routine.

Did you notice his reports? Man that guy is a Dulmus!

by Craigsow November 16, 2010

durfus

A guy or boy that acts stupid, in a cute way, and looks like a stupid but fat cute boy. A retarted boy that that looks cute but also wierd looking.

brother: "duh" "meaaahhh", u want some bacon!
sister: u are such a durfus! U loser!

by rachel December 3, 2004

durkus

To be the ulimate dork, nerd, goofball.

He has been elevated to the highest rank of durkus for those plaid pants.

by Lynnie August 3, 2006

Dummus

Dumb fucking discord e girl

Annie : cum

Dummus : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA THATS FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHA

by Tÿr January 4, 2020

I Durmstrang ship it!

A phrase used for certain Harry Potter couples and pairings that you adore so much to the point where saying 'I ship it' becomes an understatement, hence, the use of 'I Durmstrang ship it' becomes more appropriate.
Because the Durmstrang ship is a magical ship and can travel underwater, it implies that a particular pairing is magical, can survive everywhere (on land and underwater too), and you will always ship it, no matter what.

Potterhead #1: 'I Durmstrang ship Romione and Jily so much!

...

Potterhead #1: 'Do you ship book Hinny?'
Potterhead #2: 'I Durmstrang ship it! It's my OTP!'

by WildPotterhead March 23, 2013

Durius

Durius is someone who is flashy. Someone who tends to always look nice. He tends to have the way with ladies. An amazing boyfriend and friend. If he surrounds his self around you than you could have his last. If you lose him-get him back because he is a prized possession.

Durius is a trophy boyfriend.

by Juiceeboxx February 17, 2019