Dumputee

Noun: A person that is dumped.

Person 1: My child had gangrene in his leg... my 2 year old son is now an amputee!!
Person 2: ...So, at least he's not a dumputee.

by meowfulcopter April 1, 2009

Dripulate

When you get off the toilet and then have to pee. Basically it's a bodily function that happens a bit later after you have done one already. Why couldn't it just all cone at once?

I just got done pooping, now I gotta dripulate.

by Megaverse April 23, 2017

Dubulate

To piss, shit, fart, AND cum in your pants all at the same time while listening to dubstep.

Dude... I was listening to some dirty SKrillex and I dubulated all over my self...

by dubcelo January 26, 2011

dumpdate

the act of updating your status while taking a dump.

guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?

dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate...

by Walnut2011 October 18, 2011

domulate

when an alpha being commands a situation in an authoritative manner that demonstrates his/her alpha being tendencies to rule the world.

"Hey Jonhnny, you domulated that game of beer pong. you hit every cup, bro!"

by J.O.B. March 22, 2009

dumbulating

The act of vacillating between a gentleman and a dumbass, Usually caused by the consumption of alcohol and the presence of beautiful women.

I tried to impress her, but after three drinks, the only things that spewed out was dumbulating babble.

by tjohn120 September 10, 2011

Dumpmates

Dumpmates (n)

When one or more people are in the same room as someone who is pooping, those previously stated are considered dumpmates .

Jan had to become dumpmates with her boyfriend when he was pooping, and she had to do her makeup in the same room as him in order not to be late.

by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016