A pumpkin with a large shit taken on top of it. Preferably by a dog, but any other kind of animal (Or filthy human) works, too.
by Princess Lightbulb October 03, 2009
a man is standng up while a woman sits on a toilet giving the man oral sex. she then starts squirting diarreah out her ass. As the male is about to cum, the woman sticks her hand in her ass and smacks the man in the face with diarreah unexpectedly.
I heard ashley gave thomas a gnarly dumpkin last night, it was so bad that he puked all over her face, and then gave her an angry pirate.
by dave miller November 28, 2006
by oxcart December 24, 2008
the act of performing oral sex on one's anus while that person is having a bowl movement. usually an act performed by a homosexual
by Matt Stokes Mitchell October 03, 2006
"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017
A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.
Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.
by Jason Forrester January 18, 2017
Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.
Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004