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Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.
Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.
by veronicalovin September 3, 2009
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Dumbledore

The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.
You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"
by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007
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Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.
" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."
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Dumbledore

The greatest wizard of all time in the Harry Potter series, and he happens to be gay as Rowling currently released.
Wow Tanya, I didn't think that Dumbledore would be gay, maybe that's why his wand has been quite smelly!
by Laurel P. November 6, 2007
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Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
by [m@] September 15, 2008
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Dumbledore

1.) A homosexual. A person of homosexual orientation. Usually used in a derogatory manner to describe someone acting like a homosexual.

2.) A complete disappointment.
1.) You're completely flaming. You're such a dumbledore.

2.)
Jarin: The entire Hairy Potter series has turned into one big dumbledore since J.K. Rowling anounced that the charecter Dumbledore was gay.

Robbie: Ya, idk whether to pretend that the series doesn't exist, or to pretend Dumbledore isn't completely queer. Rowling is such a dumbledore bitch.
by Robbie T. January 5, 2009
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Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
by [m@] September 15, 2008
mugGet the Dumbledoremug.

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