dumb as shit

Having the brain-capacity and memory-span of a pile of fecal matter.

M'lady, I do believe your son Henry is growing up to be quite as dumb as shit.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 11, 2003

dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003

dumb dick shit

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.

Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.

by KingCoffee April 27, 2019

y’all dumb as shit

i made this for the soul purpose of showing these nitwits anyone can make one of these

y’all dumb as shit i made this in 2 minutes

by educateyourselves April 21, 2021

D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

The act of glamorizing words, phrases, or actions when in actuality they refer they to the upmost basic principles, and ideology.

When your psychology teacher says use interpretative phenomenological analysis, this actually means D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

by kingk&lt February 23, 2015

dumb shit

An adjective that can be applied to someone, usually for insulting purposes.

Someone may get this label when:
1) Their stupidity provides anger or frustration to someone else

2) Their stupidity provides amusement, usually at their expense

This word can be closely related to dumb fuck

1) "Your a fucking annoying dumb shit"

2) "You have to be a dumb shit to fall for that"

by Paper1 July 2, 2005